


It's Hell Time, Or Not

by Blackth0rne



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-09-23
Updated: 2010-09-23
Packaged: 2014-05-16 02:57:12
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 611
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6347178/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2340301/Blackth0rne
Summary: The iCarly crew is invited to a five-star ship cruise to Hawaii! Every one's excited. Will this be a vacation paradise? Or will everything go wrong? Read to find out! Pairing? Seddie, duh. Rated K for now. Rating will change to T in the latter chapters.





	It's Hell Time, Or Not

**Hey. This is my first fanfic. No, not really. But yeah. Uh, err, I mean I have another account. Oh, but who cares? ( If you do, it's for me to know and you to find out ;) ) =)) I don't want anyone to know who I really am. MWAHAHAHA. :) jk. :)) My friends know my other account, so I'm keeping this a secret. 'Cause I'm a mystery like that. :)) K, enough. On with the story! :D**

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**Freddie's POV**

_You better run, run, run, run, run  
Cause there's gonna be some hell today  
You better run, run, run, run, run  
And that's the only thing I'm gonna say, hey  
I wish I know the right from the start  
that I was dancing with the dark  
You better run  
Devil, Run, Run, Devil, Run, Run  
Run Devil Devil Run Run _

Do not ask me why I have Kesha on my iPod. It's just, this song, it reminds me so much of a certain blond headed demon. I think you know very well who she is.

Yes, yes, it's Sam. Sam Puckett, my friend-slash-enemy. Suddenly, my PearPhone rings. It's Carly.

"Hello?" I answer.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Someone shrieked/squealed from the other line. I mean, someones. It was Sam and Carly.

"Why do you have to shout like that?" I think my ears are forever damaged.

"Fredlumps!" Sam shouted. "Ahhhhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhh!" Carly joined.

"What are you squealing about?"

I hear someone sigh. Whew. I think they have finally calm down. Oh how wrong I was.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Okay! Enough! If you don't tell me what this is about, I'm gonna march to your apartment, Carly Shay!"

"Sheesh, Fredduchinni. No need to be all bad boy and stuff." Sam said.

"Oh, Sam," Carly sighed. "Freddie, go here now!" Then I heard a click.

"O-kay. That was a wee bit weird," I say as I go to Carly's loft.

I don't bother to knock because I know that they're expecting me.

Opening the door, I say "So, what's all the ruckus about?"

Immediately, Sam comes over, holds my shoulders and shakes by like there's no tomorrow.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" She squeals.

"Sa-a-a-a-a-am! I could do without the shaking!"

"Oh, sorry. Your nerdy brain might get all shaken up and explode all over the place."

I just roll my eyes. "So?"

"So what?" She says.

"All the 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!' was for nothing?"

"Oh, that!"

She looks at Carly, I almost forgot she was here, and nods. Then they look at me simultaneously and I know, I just know, that something bad's gonna happen. And something bad did.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" They squeal, yet again. Oh, my poor, poor ears.

"Freddie! We got invited to a first-class ship cruise to Hawaii! Ahhhhh!" Carly says, while moving her hands all around the place.

All the while, Sam is just nodding and grinning from ear to ear.

While I, Freddie Benson, was speechless.

Sam started to shake me, again. "Talk, nub. Don't faint! Don't faint!"

"I'm not gonna faint. It's just- I just- woah- I mean- wow. Just wow." I stammer.

This is is great! A first-class ship cruise to Hawaii! How lucky could we get?

Little did I know that I was soon going to eat my words.

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**I remember telling my friend that he was soon going to eat his words. But then his reply was, "I don't eat words. I eat CANDY!" And I was left speechless. =))))**

**So, review please. :) **

**The next chapter will be up... when I have time. And if you review. : :):)**


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